Monday, May 31, 2010

Yet Another One Sentence Blog

Stop condemning the whole Israel nation to fuckery, goddammit, because it's the Israeli government who is responsible.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Last Post for Today, I Swear.



Regardless of your thoughts on homosexuality, this is the best family moment I've seen on TV.

Best Glee quote of that episode: Place looks great.

Just Sayin'



Birthday wishes are cheapened by online social networking. Just sayin'.

Quote

"So, you're having a conversation with the Great Spirit, the Creator of All Things, and you're doing the talking?"
- Dead Indian George on prayers, Dharma and Greg 3rd Season, Episode 1

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Ignorance is Bliss... Except for the Ignored



"When u attack Black people, theycall it racism. When u attack Jewish people, they call it anti-semetism. When u attack women, they call it sexism.When u attack homosexuality,they call it intolerance. When u attack a Country, theycall it treason.When u attack a religious sect, they call it...hate..But when they...attack the... Prophet Mohammed, they call itfreedom of speech!! (make it your status if you care)"  - Facebook status madness.


Today, I will be touching on a sensitive issue. And I will make a point here and now that this is not a religious argument but a social one. Bear with me. Keep your zealotry under your belt till you finish reading this.

The above statement is taking the rather conservative Muslim Facebook community in Volgograd by storm. Every other person of that persuasion, it seems, posted it or a variation of it as their status. Now, I believe in every person's right to voice their opinion and I believe that those posters think their views are right. I'm not saying they're wrong, here, understand?

What I am saying is simply this:

We give power to a problem by recognizing it. Without our acknowledgment, the said problem has no dominance, no presence.

Consider:
According to Islamic history, Muhammad was ridiculed and was hurled all kinds of shits, even literal ones. Did he beat his chest and cry out to his people of the injustice that was done to him? No, he ignored the harassment and this only ignited the fury and frustration of the torturers and increased his prestige and standing amongst believers and non-believers alike.

Consider:
Standing before the Pharisees and Pilate, the Bible says Jesus said no words, replied nothing to the accusations these people threw and confronted him with. His reward: people deified him and vilified the others.

Consider:
King Henry the VIII of England ignored the Pope's decree that his divorce was unlawful. He was threatened with excommunication. Did he care? No. He even went a step further and created the Church of England. As a result, people began to see that there is nothing substantial, at least in the material world, in the Pope's threats and the political power of the Vatican waned to nothingness that it is today.



Consider:
The Germans were fucked up royally politically and economically after the Second World War. The Jews, too, during the said war. Afterward, some of those Jews who had ulterior motives or just didn't know any better played up the Holocaust and the suffering of the Jews. They shouted to all of those who would listen and even some that wouldn't: "Look at us! Pity us! We were done a great injustice!"

A fact, which, by all accounts, is a true statement in my book. But it annoyed people greatly. The Germans, on the other hand, were quiet, accepted their fate and went on with their lives.

Now, see: What is the racial and racist stereotype for Jews? How about Germans? How many anti-Semites are there today compared to anti-Germans? Except for people directly affected by the war, I never heard any anti-Germanism.

If anything, more admired the Germans for their ability to rebuild and become an important player in the game we call World Politics.

Consider:
If the Dane's cartoon was not attacked by the Muslim community, would it not have fallen to obscurity, like so many of its predecessors?

Let me reiterate here that I see the caricature as a sign of utmost disrespect to a person of such high prestige. I disagree with it completely as did the rest of the Muslim community and some of those not of the belief. But we gave power to the cartoon with our death threats.

Others who did not really care about Muhammad joined in with the Dane, they're protecting their right to free speech. More anti-Islamic caricatures and articles went up online and in print in matter of days.

One can view that, ultimately, it was the Muslims, who are responsible for the sharp rise of anti-Mohammedan tendencies in the press after the Dane's initial fuckup.


This has been my unwanted two cents. Good night.

P.s. If one were to argue that the Dane's caricature is a comment on the qualities of contemporary Muslims instead of those of the Prophet, one would have a valid point. After all, among the first reactions were death threats from Muftis all over the world.


P.p.s. This coincide with the 36th Law of Power

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Mission: Impossible

It's easy to pray for someone we love.

It's harder to pray for someone we hate.

It's nigh impossible to pray for someone that we're indifferent to.

So, your mission for the next 365 days is to pray - or if you're an atheist, wish the best - for that someone that is in your life but barely so - the bus conductor, the lunch lady, that stray cat on your street and the old man that feeds it.

Why? Just because.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Losing My Religion

Basically, it's this: A+B=C

Where,

Situation A is:
 


You get Psychiatry and Psychology so much because it feeds your need to understand human nature since you were 10 and it's the first path you've ever seriously considered taking. Even if you won't make much money out of it, which is the reason you're in Medicine in the first place.


Situation B is:



You take a rational stance on your spirituality, believing whatever your chosen faith decrees has a logical basis and you try to find those reasons.



Situation C is:



Analyzing those religious figures, be it a prophet, demigod or that talking pile of dog poo, in a rational and secular point of view makes you realize that they all, Muhammad and Buddha and Tinkerbell, fit into the classic profile of a hallucinating schizophrenic.


Situation C can also be:



You realizing you're quite fucked up spiritually.

Friday, May 07, 2010

Dear Sister

Dear Sister,

I'm on a good writing hiatus. I haven't been able to write anything good for months now. But I feel that I have to give it a go for your birthday.

I'm physically tired, mentally dead and artistically gone, so, don't expect much.

OK, I seriously can't do it.

Let me do this, instead. I'll take one line from each of the songs that appeared on Michael Jackson's Number One album according to the order they appear to convey a birthday message. Or some jumbled-up lines that have no meaning. Michael Jackson because I know you love him, that particular album because that's the only album that I'm willing to listen to on repeat to find good entries for this gift.


Keep on with the force - Don't stop!
Don't try to fight it!
For forty days and for forty nights,
You wanna stay alive, better do what you can.

The funk of forty thousand years 
Is just an apple
And angels sing,
So, listen up!

Go on, girl!
That's so carefree!
Okay, I want everybody to clear the area right now,
girl, when the goin' gets mean! 

Everyday I sit and ask myself,
"Is there a time
to know that woman?"
You rock my world, you know you did.


Break of dawn, girl, you've got to understand:
I can't stop lovin' you!



So, that's my crappy gift. I know, I know, I owe you a better one.

Since that sucks so much, I'll post a badly photoshopped pic here:


No, I don't have boobs nor cleavage. This is just a picture of my sister with some random friend of hers that was left on the digicam she gave me. I added my head there in case you missed it.

Happy Birthday, Sis.


P.S: You must acknowledge that it's damn hard not to sound incestuous sebab half of MJ's number one hits are about sex.

Tuesday, May 04, 2010

I Have a Feeling

That tomorrow's gonna be very jazzy to me. In particular: Swing. Specifically: The Sultana of Scat-singin', Ella Fitzgerald.






And yes, I suck as a writer nowadays.