Sunday, November 23, 2008

Equality between sexes

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Fuck you, there's never been and never will be equality between sexes.

Man and woman were not built the same. A penis is just not a vagina. And man-boobs can never be as glorious as natural boobs.

Men are superior to women, generally, in terms of physical strength and... umm... hmm... oh yeah... no... Well, that's it.

A woman is superior to a man in every other way:-
  • Emotionally - yes, you cry a lot but it's healthier than the male bottling-up
  • Physiologically - your immune system, your hemostasis, your instincts... hell everything la
  • Sexually - Dude, women can get multiple orgasms! You know how many guys envy that?
  • Socially - reproductive, nurturing, political, economical roles have been dominated by women since the dawn of time. Men's only role in a purely biological and evolutionary society is reproductive, i.e. continuing the breed. And that too society only needs the seeds, not the whole organism
  • Spiritually - In all systems of belief women come after men. God made men and said, "Oh shit, I fucked up." and made women. Women are Homo Sapiens 2.0
  • Medically and scientifically, do you know that the embryo's neutral template is that of a female? This means that if there is a problem with a genetically male fetus' gonads not producing testosterone or something, the baby born will resemble a baby girl, complete with vagoo and stuff, and if this is not fixed, this might go on for the rest of his/her life.
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Male chauvinism mainly came from two ends with one origin. They came through the spreading of Christianity and Islam. No, I'm not saying that these religions teach sexual bigotry... Well, you have to ignore whatever Paul said post-Jesus. Paul is a sexist wanker.

But see in the Quran and in the Gospels. Both raises the standards of women. You see, there was no need to raise the standards of women in all other societies in the world except for the Mid-Eastern tribes.

Sure, the Son of Heaven is the Supreme Ruler of Ancient China but the Queen Mother by tradition always had the last words. See the priesthoods of Mars and Amaterasu. See the cult of the druids and the Puteri Gunung Ledang. Women played at least an equal, if not greater, role in all ancient societies.

The Y chromosomes have only 86 working genes compared to the thousand that are in the X. Even Evolution hates us. We're dead sooner or later, men. Better suck up to the girls now.

So girls, stop your whining. We'll be gone sooner than you expect.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

how do i love thee? let me count the ways.... :)) but still cannot stop whining leh sbb you are ONE man and we're working against the whole patriarchy thingy or whatever. not that i have a problem with the system it's just that it would be nice la if ppl would just stop kata: look, girls must belajar masak one or else later no one would want to marry you. which may be true jugak la but why THE HECK wont you marry someone because she cant cook???!

say la aku yg mmg suka cuci toilet ni, takleh ke kaw tim? like: look sayang you dont have to clean the jamban, let me do it and in return will you please take over the cooking so i wont starve to death?

ok. emo. daa~