Codename: Konspirasi Yahudi

I would like to apologize on the behalf of Muslims all over the world over the burning of the Metro Tabernacle church and the attempted arson of the Assumption Church. I know this doesn't cut it but we are totally with you in thinking the arsonists are arseholes.

I for one demand Qisas, the Muslim version of the biblical an-eye-for-an-eye. No, not burn a mosque down. That's stupid, mosques aren't the culprit here. No, we should capture these arsonists. Burn their asses. On national TV.

Malaysian Muslims are almost lethally undereducated when it comes to religions in general, their own or otherwise.

Malay Muslims think that drinking Holy Water, which is apparently made by sacrificing the bastard children of priests and nuns, by the way, will magically make them not be able to recite the Syahadah.

Malay Muslims think that the Hindu worships cows. Hinduism does not advocate the worshipping of cows. Rather, she venerates them like she venerates mothers.

Malay Muslims think, now this is the most famous and stupidest one, that Jews have nothing better to do in their lives other than conspire the fall of the Muslims.

This Konspirasi Yahudi is the explanation to everything, it seems. Israel-Palestinian war? Yahudi. America's bloodthirsty international policy? Yahudi. Malaysia's '98 economic crisis? Yahudi. 9/11? Duh, of course Yahudi. I think some of them actually blamed the Jews for sugar shortage in Malaysia.

I mean, if I didn't know any better, I'd say it's a Konspirasi Yahudi that made Malay Muslims blame everything on the Jews to appear stupid, uneducated and violent.

Malay Muslims are bringing themselves down. A sad fact but there it is. Not all of us are that ignorant and obtuse, of course, but like it or not, the majority of us ARE.

Violence, wasting money and energy, all these bad emotions over something as trivial as a name. And not even a proper name, at that. You are embarrassing and embarrassing others, man.

A friend of mine told me it's fine for me to hold my stand because I know that a name is only a name. Most of the rest is an uneducated bunch.

Why not channel all those anger and energy and bad mojo into doing something productive? Like educate these ignorami?

Ignorance, I say, is forgivable but Obstinacy, however, is not. We live in the age of Internet. Knowledge is a click away. There is no excuse that you are this ignorant. It should be a sin to be this ignorant in the age of Internet.

Konspirasi Yahudi indeed.

EDIT:
Two songs that represent my feelings on this matter:






I seem to like Lily Allen now.