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Do you know an extra language that you share with some other friends? Hindi, Mandarin, Portuguese: It doesn't matter!
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- Do not cover your mouth, lean over conspiratorially and whisper! The person can't understand it anyway, so why waste energy? Of course, there ARE events when you want to do this!
- Do not change the tone of your voice! Rookie mistake!
- NEVER EVER, EVER glance at the person to make sure they're not listening!
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3 comments:
Calls 1-800-TOKBED.
Hello, I'd like to sign up for...
hello?
heLLLOOOO!!!!
*turns to friend, speaks conspiratorially, glances at Johan.*
"Itu laki bodoh punya, bagi orang nombor tak guna."
"Oh hey Johan! What's up? Ehehehee..."
Oh wait. you DO speak malay.
You, dear, are in dire need of our program!
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