This is a flea. What it does is it sucks blood from its host, be it a dog, cat or humans. There's no medical benefit from having fleas. The itch drives you crazy. The only good thing about having fleas is when you finally stink them to craziness, then, you use your thumbnail to crush the little fuckers to death. The music of the squish and the sight of smeared blood are far more than enough to compensate the months of itchiness you had to endure while feeding them. It's just like growing your favourite veggie, only the harvest is infinitely more satisfying.
I feel like crushing fleas with my thumbnail. But the fleas I feel like crushing could only be satisfactorily killed with a nail-studded club.
Author/artist rendition of the joyful day that will come. Yes the author/artist has a tummy of a respectable size. Deal with it.
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